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/ BASIC INFO / Name: Luke Age: 26 Gender: M Location: Middle of Bumfuck nowhere, surrounded by Aged Care facilities and bogans wearing High-Vis vests, NSW, Australia. Sexual orientation: Commonly accused of being gay, predated upon by many old softcock disgusting horrible men with pedophilic tendencies, but I am ultimately straight much to their disappointment. Looking for: Nothing currently as I can't really leave the house. I suppose friends would be nice, but like pretty much everything else in my life as of now it would have to be in the form of a false simulacrum over the internet instead of anything in person or actual real life. I also very often cut myself off from people so I'm aware that's why I don't have any friends as of now. Brief sentence to describe yourself: I'd rather let others describe me as opposed to try and describe myself in a flawed and skewed and biased way. I suppose this could be an example of other's perspective of me but I don't fully believe what they say: Photo (optional): This is my most recent picture, I don't take many of them. / YOUR FAVORITES / Music: I can't be bothered to try and think of what I like most, I listened to a bit of Bjork recently and I liked some of her songs but I'm a horrible person because I only listened to her because of the connection with that one stalker of hers that killed himself with the revolver and splattered his brains on the canvas which was labelled with "THE BEST OF ME". Not exactly the best way of introducing myself to her music. Books: Wikipedia because I'm a dilettante and can't actually devote myself to reading full books like I used to be able to. My brain's contents are as wide as an ocean but as deep as a puddle. Movies: For A Few Dollars More is my favourite movie because I have old man preferences and I like Ennio Morricone's music and I also like the mix of tragedy and villainy of El Indio, but I can probably think of other movies I like too. I have Apocalypse Now, Eyes Wide Shut, Lawrence of Arabia, Double Indemnity, Rio Bravo, Dune 1984 and The Day of The Jackal saved on my TV. You can decide for yourself if I'm basic. Other interests/hobbies: Nothing currently, still making a sling I guess (the Balearic kind), I used to have many other hobbies but I lost interest in recent years. Link to Letterboxd/Goodreads/Last.fm/other social media: I have no social media. I used to have Instagram but it was like looking at people's lives from 10,000 KM away and trying to live vicariously through them, ok for a while but it started to feel like I was harming myself by seeing what I was 'missing out on', not that I was ever in a position to even replicate one tenth of their lives. Anything else you want to share: I'm aware that I'm humiliating myself by doing this, but humiliation is better than nothing. I don't know, I shouldn't be doing this but I've always done things I've regretted later just so that I can have something happen at all.